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One True Pairing Ship: I honestly don't have one for this fandom.
Canon Ship: Abby/McGee - It used to be canon. I think.
"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: Tony/Ziva - I just really don't like this ship. I can see the subtext for it, but I think it's more them having fun flirting than anything else. I don't really think it would work well in actual practice.
"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Abby/the creepy assistant she had that one time?
"I dabble a little" Ship: Ziva/Gibbs - I'm not completely sold yet, but I rather like it. :)
"It's like a car crash" Ship: Tony/Jeanne - It was awful. And yet sort of interesting at the same time.
"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Ziva/Gibbs
"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Ziva/Ari - so, yeah, it's incest and all of that. But...if they weren't brother and sister, it would be good, yes?
"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Tony/Ziva
"When all is said and done" Ship: Er... I don't know.