I present a crack!Mary/Jesus/Judas fanmix. I make no excuses, nor do I have any explanations. These things just happen.
Disclaimer: This is a mix that supposes a romantic relationship between Mary Magdalene and Jesus and Judas. Yes, that’s Jesus from the Bible. I’m not trying to claim that this is actually what happened. In fact, as this is a crack mix, I’m pretty much claiming that it didn’t and that it’s just amusing to think about it. But. If this offends, please look away.