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I present a crack!Mary/Jesus/Judas fanmix. I make no excuses, nor do I have any explanations. These things just happen.

Disclaimer: This is a mix that supposes a romantic relationship between Mary Magdalene and Jesus and Judas. Yes, that’s Jesus from the Bible. I’m not trying to claim that this is actually what happened. In fact, as this is a crack mix, I’m pretty much claiming that it didn’t and that it’s just amusing to think about it. But. If this offends, please look away.

part one:
the relationship
1. When You Were Young, The Killers
he doesn’t look a thing like Jesus
but he talks like a gentleman
like you imagined when you were young

2. Feel, Marié Digby
are you alive? show me you’re human
can’t you feel, feel, feel, feel?

3. Saviour, LIGHTS
free my hands and feet
and maybe I won’t always fall, save me
I just wanna run to you

4. Rock Your Soul, Elisa
on our skin you’re holding my hand I’m holding your life
and feel like I’m one with you, I’m one with you

5. A Case of You, Julia Murney
oh you’re in my blood like holy wine
and you taste so bitter but you taste so sweet
oh I could drink a case of you
I could drink a case of you, darling
the relationship drama
6. Learning to Fall, Boys Like Girls
could you be with him?
or was it just a lie?
he doesn’t catch you like I do
and you don’t know why
7. Iris, Microrator (instrumental)
and I’d give up forever to touch you
‘cause I know that you feel me somehow
you’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be
and I don’t want to go home right now
part two:
jesus’s angst
8. Goodnight My Angel, Celtic Woman
I promise I would never leave you
and you should always know
I will never be far away

9. All These Things That I’ve Done, The Killers
I wanna stand up, I wanna let go
you know, you know - no you don’t, you don’t
I wanna shine on in the hearts of men
I want a meaning from the back of my broken hand

10. Perfect, Simple Plan

hey dad look at me
think back and talk to me
did I grow up according to plan?
and do you think I’m wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
but it hurts when you disapprove all along
the crucifixion
11. Sometimes It Be That Way, Jewel
I’m sorry not all my love letters did rhyme
and I’m sorry that Jesus died for my sins
and I swear to God it won’t happen again
part three:
judas's post-crucifixion angst
12. Landed, Ben Folds
moved to the west coast away from everyone
she never told me that you called
back when I was still, I was still in love

13. How Long, The Eagles
well I been doing time in lonesome prison, where the sun don’t shine
just outside, the freedom river runs
out there in that shiny night, with blood hounds on your mind
don’t you know it’s the same sad situation?

14. Bend and Break, Keane
if only I don’t bend and break
I’ll meet you on the other side
I’ll meet you in the light
if only I don’t suffocate
I’ll meet you in the morning when you wake
download @ mediafire
x's to t's

Date: 2011-03-24 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clichedanomaly.livejournal.com
i'm only offended that you weren't doing work.

Date: 2011-03-24 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] odette-river.livejournal.com
I did work too!

Date: 2011-03-24 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] appleindecay.livejournal.com
This is great!

Date: 2011-03-24 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] odette-river.livejournal.com
Thank you. :)

Date: 2011-03-24 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lilting-grace.livejournal.com
Yes yes yes! I love your mixes.

Date: 2011-03-24 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whitepawn-alice.livejournal.com
Oh wow, this looks so very pretty! So much love for the Killer's songs on here. <3

Date: 2011-03-25 02:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iceybreath.livejournal.com
Looks really awesome! Just finished downloading, and preceding to listen. ^__^

Date: 2011-03-25 02:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theonlytwin.livejournal.com
i kind of want to start a band just so i can call it jesus's angst.

Date: 2011-03-25 02:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivafreedom.livejournal.com
I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN. This is awesome! =]

(oh, and I love your icon <3)

Date: 2011-03-25 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bonnie8jo.livejournal.com
This is interesting. I would have never thought of it but I can see where you could go there. On a side note, have you ever read Lamb by Christopher Moore? It is my favorite book about Jesus and I so want to download this and reread it while listening just to see how it affects my reading of the story.
I enjoyed this post greatly.

Date: 2011-03-26 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sadpie.livejournal.com
this is amazing. ♥

Date: 2011-03-26 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ladydragonspaw.livejournal.com
Must download!

It looks so good. XD

Date: 2011-03-29 05:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] puchuupoet.livejournal.com
This is all sorts of amazing ♥ Snagging, thanks!

Date: 2011-03-31 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxhound.livejournal.com
Who is that girl?

Date: 2011-03-31 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] odette-river.livejournal.com
Photo by Nen August (http://www.flickr.com/photos/nenaugust/).

Date: 2011-04-02 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hawkelf.livejournal.com
This is quite a bit late in the game, but I'd just like to say that I approve of your version of crack. I do not ship it, but I very much approve.

Date: 2012-06-08 02:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jimlocks.livejournal.com
According to MF, the file has been set to private? Would you still set it to be available for download?

Date: 2012-06-10 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] odette-river.livejournal.com
Yeah, I do that after a while so that I can cut back on anonymous random downloads. (Just like to know where they're coming from...) You should be able to download it now. :)

Date: 2012-06-10 06:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jimlocks.livejournal.com
Cool. Thanks!

Date: 2012-12-17 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hbics.livejournal.com
i love running into fabulous mixes and finding out they're made by [livejournal.com profile] waywardmixes members.
or finding out that ones i've loved forever are.

(basically fanmix gave my mix a tag and i went 'hmm there are other bible mixes? must explore')

Date: 2012-12-18 01:41 am (UTC)


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