i could drink a case of you - a crack!Mary/Jesus/Judas fanmix

[odette_river]

I present a crack!Mary/Jesus/Judas fanmix. I make no excuses, nor do I have any explanations. These things just happen.

Disclaimer: This is a mix that supposes a romantic relationship between Mary Magdalene and Jesus and Judas. Yes, that’s Jesus from the Bible. I’m not trying to claim that this is actually what happened. In fact, as this is a crack mix, I’m pretty much claiming that it didn’t and that it’s just amusing to think about it. But. If this offends, please look away.

part one: the relationship

1. When You Were Young, The Killers he doesn’t look a thing like Jesus but he talks like a gentleman like you imagined when you were young 2. Feel, Marié Digby are you alive? show me you’re human can’t you feel, feel, feel, feel? 3. Saviour, LIGHTS free my hands and feet and maybe I won’t always fall, save me savior I just wanna run to you 4. Rock Your Soul, Elisa on our skin you’re holding my hand I’m holding your life and feel like I’m one with you, I’m one with you 5. A Case of You, Julia Murney oh you’re in my blood like holy wine and you taste so bitter but you taste so sweet oh I could drink a case of you I could drink a case of you, darling

interlude: the relationship drama

6. Learning to Fall, Boys Like Girls could you be with him? or was it just a lie? he doesn’t catch you like I do and you don’t know why

7. Iris, Microrator (instrumental) and I’d give up forever to touch you ‘cause I know that you feel me somehow you’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be and I don’t want to go home right now

part two: jesus’s angst

8. Goodnight My Angel, Celtic Woman I promise I would never leave you and you should always know I will never be far away 9. All These Things That I’ve Done, The Killers I wanna stand up, I wanna let go you know, you know - no you don’t, you don’t I wanna shine on in the hearts of men I want a meaning from the back of my broken hand 10. Perfect, Simple Plan hey dad look at me think back and talk to me did I grow up according to plan? and do you think I’m wasting my time doing things I wanna do? but it hurts when you disapprove all along

interlude: the crucifixion

11. Sometimes It Be That Way, Jewel I’m sorry not all my love letters did rhyme and I’m sorry that Jesus died for my sins and I swear to God it won’t happen again

part three: judas's post-crucifixion angst

12. Landed, Ben Folds moved to the west coast away from everyone she never told me that you called back when I was still, I was still in love

13. How Long, The Eagles well I been doing time in lonesome prison, where the sun don’t shine just outside, the freedom river runs out there in that shiny night, with blood hounds on your mind don’t you know it’s the same sad situation?

14. Bend and Break, Keane if only I don’t bend and break I’ll meet you on the other side I’ll meet you in the light if only I don’t suffocate I’ll meet you in the morning when you wake

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Comments

[clichedanomaly.livejournal.com]

i'm only offended that you weren't doing work.

[odette-river.livejournal.com]

I did work too!

[appleindecay.livejournal.com]

This is great!

[odette-river.livejournal.com]

Thank you. :)

[lilting-grace.livejournal.com]

Yes yes yes! I love your mixes.

[whitepawn-alice.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, this looks so very pretty! So much love for the Killer's songs on here. <3

[iceybreath.livejournal.com]

Looks really awesome! Just finished downloading, and preceding to listen. ^__^

[theonlytwin.livejournal.com]

i kind of want to start a band just so i can call it jesus's angst.

[vivafreedom.livejournal.com]

I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN. This is awesome! =]

(oh, and I love your icon <3)

[bonnie8jo.livejournal.com]

This is interesting. I would have never thought of it but I can see where you could go there. On a side note, have you ever read Lamb by Christopher Moore? It is my favorite book about Jesus and I so want to download this and reread it while listening just to see how it affects my reading of the story.
I enjoyed this post greatly.

[sadpie.livejournal.com]

this is amazing. ♥

[ladydragonspaw.livejournal.com]

Must download!

It looks so good. XD

[puchuupoet.livejournal.com]

This is all sorts of amazing ♥ Snagging, thanks!

[foxhound.livejournal.com]

Who is that girl?

[odette-river.livejournal.com]

Photo by Nen August (http://www.flickr.com/photos/nenaugust/).

[hawkelf.livejournal.com]

This is quite a bit late in the game, but I'd just like to say that I approve of your version of crack. I do not ship it, but I very much approve.

[jimlocks.livejournal.com]

According to MF, the file has been set to private? Would you still set it to be available for download?

[odette-river.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I do that after a while so that I can cut back on anonymous random downloads. (Just like to know where they're coming from...) You should be able to download it now. :)

[jimlocks.livejournal.com]

Cool. Thanks!

[hbics.livejournal.com]

i love running into fabulous mixes and finding out they're made by waywardmixes members.
or finding out that ones i've loved forever are.

(basically fanmix gave my mix a tag and i went 'hmm there are other bible mixes? must explore')

[odette-river.livejournal.com]

:)